Bill Pullman's dog, Charles.

Jessica and I were on vacation, while Kellie stayed at our regular home. Our house on a plantation in Georgia. While we were gone, Bill Pullman brought his family and pets to our house for a party. His family left the party and purposely left their Corgi at our house. His name was Charles. When we got back from vacation, I was furious. I marched over to Bill Pullman's house, because we lived very close to each other, and started to give him a piece of my mind. I remember I said his name many times and I was very upset.

"BILL, you can't leave your dog at my house, BILL. Seriously, BILL you need some responsibility in your life, BILL! BILL?! Are you listening to me, BILL??! Are you, BILL? CLEAN UP YOUR ACT AND FIGURE OUT YOUR LIFE! You hear me, BILL?? Do you? Do you, BILL??? ( while all this is going on, I'm thinking to myself....Jess and I could totally have another dog. I actually like Bill's dog) DID YOU HEAR ME BILL?? FIGURE OUT YOUR LIFE......BILL!

Canadian X-Men

Caleb and Amanda were visiting us, and we all wanted to go to a special dinner where we had the chance to meet the cast of the new X-Men movie. I called in to get the tickets and after being on hold for 30 minutes the operator and I finally started talking about the tickets.

Operator: Oh, you are just going to love this dinner and the chance to meet the cast

Me: I am VERY excited about this. We just saw the movie and loved it.

Operator: The canadian one? Or was it the American version?

Me: What?

Operator: Well, the tickets you just purchased are for a dinner with the cast of the Canadian version of X-Men. All the cast members did such a wonderful job. Canada just loved the film.

End Nightmare.