Saturday, July 30, 2011
I was riding on the front of an airplane, because the nose of the airplane had a mattress attached. We flew through an entire city and landed on the 50 yard line of a football stadium during the super bowl. Packers vs. Cowboys. The Cowboys were losing and their coach made 6 of them get on the mattress. The GB coach made 3 GB players get on the plane too. He was sick of their playing and they weren't "pulling their weight". The plane started to take off and I headed inside. Once inside I went to the back of the plane because it had a casino/buffet. While I was getting my food a nice man in a wheelchair told me how great the salisbury steak tastes.
Friday, July 29, 2011
Monday, July 18, 2011
We were traveling in northern MN on a moving house. The house had no walls or ceiling. We stopped in the middle of the woods by Brainerd in order to drop my Grandmother off, and all of the sudden there was a possum. At first the possum was very nice and curious, lots of cuddling. Then it turned on us because I kept pushing it off my shoulders. It started moving faster and jumping at us. I found a juggling club, and I used it as a weapon to defend everyone from the little monster. I woke up just as someone yelled "There's two of them!".
Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Sunday, July 10, 2011
My supervisor, at work, punched a co-worker and then I stepped in and he punched me. I punched him back, and we tried to explain to my manager that they were nice punches. The kind we punched in college. It didn't work. I was written up, and the whole time I kept thinking "This is going to be on permanent record.".