Wednesday, April 1, 2015

Soothe The Hulk

I was tip toeing through the city and I saw The Incredible Hulk sleeping on a huge slab of concrete. I tried not to wake him up, but he started stirring. I ran with all my might and he plowed through several buildings. Finally I turned around and yelled "Calm down!" He turned back into Bruce Banner, but it was short lived and then he started breaking down even more buildings. Dude was mad.




Wednesday, May 28, 2014

Jimmy, Alec, and Me.

I had a dream where Jimmy Fallon, Alec Baldwin, and I were hanging out. Jimmy was drunk because someone thought he was celebrating 60 years on TV, so he asked to hang out with him and eat dinner. I drank wine, and since Alec doesn’t drink he was in a super foul mood.

Tuesday, April 1, 2014

What a freakin' hipster

Last night I dreamed that this guy and I were at a Salvation Army and they had a ton of Nintendo games for $5. They had Halo for SNES. AND they had the original Star Wars game in the box for $5, but the dude snatched it up before I could grab it. Then he said “well, I've got to go. I’m headed to Bedford.” And I said “what’s in Bedford?” He said there was this neighborhood that was still perfectly captured in the year 1996. “It’s like all these houses were made in 1996 and preserved perfectly. It’s so 90s” and I kept thinking “what a freakin’ hipster”.

Monday, December 2, 2013

Weekend dream part 1

We were at a state fair. We as in Jessica, Max, Matt, and Justin. At this fair they had zip line that was located thousands of feet in the air (although I kept saying kilometers in my dream). The only way to get to the zip line was take a small little airplanes that drops you onto a platform. I for some reason did not want to do the zip line, but Justin and my brother were ALL about doing the zip line. My other cousin Russell flew the plane to take Justin and Matt up there. Justin was also VERY insistent that Max would ride on his back for the zip line. Both Jess and I said it was totally fine and we trusted him. He took Max to the zip line and they rode it just fine. Max loved it! He held onto his back like he was a little monkey! no safety belts or straps.


After everyone finished there was a locker where everyone that did the zip line hung out in, and there was also a space where people could hang out if they chickened out. Everyone was telling their story about how it went. Then Batman and Robin came in. Everyone turned and said "did you guys do the zip line too??" They responded all tough and said "of course we did."