Pizza Delivery

I had friends over and we ordered some pizza.  When the pizza came it was delivered by Zachary Quinto and he was wearing a dominos velvet sweatsuit. We chatted for a while about our lives and kids. During the conversation my old neighbor kept popping up and asking me for stuff that we had borrowed from them. I grabbed my order of pizza....which was 2 large pizzas (pepperoni and cheese) and an order of cheesy bread for 9.99. Good deal. Goooood deal. As Zachary Quinto left I shouted "Can't wait for Star Trek!" Then I gave my neighbor's Panini maker back.

Cat eels

I was swimming in a lake with a bunch of eels. When I pulled one of the eels out of the water it had a furry body, the head of a black cat, and bright yellow cat eyes. Super comforting.